Keeping OSU Safe

USQ Midwest Correspondent since October 2013. Currently, I am one of three captains for Ohio State Quidditch, where I am also a senior Sport Industry major and fourth-year keeper. Well known for my fuzzy green hat (because headbands aren’t warm enough for the Midwest) and dropping out of every Midwest summer fantasy tournament ever. Leisure activities include but are not limited to: golfing, convincing my relatives quidditch =/= LARPing, hanging out with my girlfriend(‘s cats) and becoming far too invested in games of FIFA with my friends.
entertainmentweekly:

This is not your mother’s college sports team. Your cool aunt’s, though, maybe.
Watch the trailer for Quidditch documentary ‘Mudbloods’ here. 

entertainmentweekly:

This is not your mother’s college sports team. Your cool aunt’s, though, maybe.

Watch the trailer for Quidditch documentary ‘Mudbloods’ here. 

(via mudbloodsthemovie)

Not exactly relevant to quidditch, but while updating my resume I realized that I currently am holding 4 different jobs.

1. Midwest Correspondent at USQ

2. Intramural Supervisor and Soccer Official at OSU RecSports

3. Caddie at Inverness Country Club (where I’ve been for 9 freaking years)

4. Volunteer Coordinator/Office Intern at Cedar Creek Church

This comes on top of my responsibilities as a co-captain and occasional work in the tennis program at the country club my parents belong to. Oh and being a student and such.

When the hell did I become a responsible adult and what do I do now

CM's Top 10 College Quidditch Teams

brandeisquidditch:

Quidditch is a very important criterion for choosing a college.

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osuquidditch:

Our players all double as semi-professional hand models.

osuquidditch:

Our players all double as semi-professional hand models.

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vitalityattack:

First rule of quidditch: never read the comments on a news article about quidditch.

(via charliechasessnitches)

I have a dream

brandeisquidditch:

I have a dream, that one day the Quidditch tumblr tag will have more muggle Quidditch posts than Harry Potter fandom posts.

My friends, I have a dream.

oddlifeofateen:

I would probably be into sports if Quidditch actually existed.

Hello

goose-lover:

my absolute favorite thing about Quidditch is that there aren’t separate teams for men and women. If you’re a skilled player then you’re on the team and that’s the end of that. 

Things you should know: real-life quidditch does the exact same thing

Anonymous asked: Top 5 Midwest players in each position going into next season

Currently working on a Midwest season preview article with some other USQ writers. It’s mainly focusing on team-by-team analysis currently but you may see something like this in the completed article.

It also won’t be out for at least a few weeks so don’t get antsy about it.

You also don’t want me to answer this question because I’m in a sassy mood today and my answer will be “30 OSU players lololol”

Anonymous asked: overrated and underrated Midwest players?

Over-rated? Probably you.

Here’s the thing: when people ask about over-rated quidditch players, they’re usually asking “why does this person get so much mention on the USQ website/Eighth Man?”

I write for the USQ website so… If I write about them, that means I think they are perfectly rated wherever they are.